you all asked, and i delivered!
after many requests over the years to purchase my lovely table assistant, i have successfully managed to invent a cloning technology that has allowed me to create these 3-inch miniature copies, conveniently attached with a keychain and a sparkly red bow!
place him on your bags, your keys, your chaos emeralds - no matter where and when (and i REALLY mean when), these wonderfully soft plush keychains will provide top-notch 24/7 security and the highest quality of endorphin-stimulating capabilities!
please be sure to feed him approximately 100 grams of hardened concrete every day to ensure maximum efficiency. apples can be used as occasional treats